英语小笑话三则


  我们知道马云说话很幽默,我们知道郭德纲说话很有喜感,我们知道宋小宝说话很搞怪,但是都能惹人发笑。这就是中国文字的博大精深,英语也有它幽默的用法,很多英语笑话你第一篇看还不知道它的意思,等看第二遍就笑个不停,当然有时候我们也不了解外国人的幽默点在哪里,外国人自己就能笑起来。今天我们来说三则英语小笑话。

  一、要花多少钱才能结婚

  A little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

  一个小男孩问他的父亲,“爸爸,要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”

  And the father replied, " I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

  “我也不知道,我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。

  二、绝妙的技巧

  After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage.In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

  我的朋友们在繁忙的纽瓦克机场着陆后,他们却不能招呼到脚夫来帮他们搬行李。无奈,丈夫拿出一张五美元的钞票在人群上面摇晃。

  In an instant, a skycap was at his side. “sir”, observed the porter, “you certainly have excellent communication skills.“

  一个带宽边帽的人马上来到他身边。“先生,”脚夫说道,“很明显你有绝妙的交际技巧。”

  三、真正便宜的东西

  Afterbeing away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

  做完生意回来后,提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

  “ How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

  “那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

  “That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

  “看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

  “That’s still quite a bit, ”Tim complained.

  “还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

  Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

  售货员开始有点恼火了,就给提姆一瓶很小的香水,价值15美元。

  “What I mean,”said Tim , “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

  “我的意思是,”提姆说,“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

  The clerk handed him a mirror.

  售货员听了后,递给了提姆一面镜子。

  看完这三篇英语小笑话是不是自己也笑了呢,生活中的笑话不需要刻意制造,就是不经意的话反而让人更加感觉有意思。训练一下自己的幽默感吧,你会受到很多好感的。


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